Welcome to the Nation
Nonsense Incorporated is the official headquarters of Rummy Nation — a federally unrecognized institution dedicated to jerky, friendship, exaggerated storytelling, hidden Laughin Larry sightings, Lionel Richie appreciation, and the ongoing documentation of Mike Sarno-related nonsense.
What started as a few friends, a meat counter, some prank calls, and one man’s refusal to tell a normal-sized story has grown into a full-scale archive of Rummy culture.
Here you’ll find the legends, the flavors, the case files, the Hall of Fame inductees, and the questionable historical records that make up the world of Nonsense Inc.
Some of it is true.
Some of it is exaggerated.
All of it is official.
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Rummy Nation Beef Jerky
Rummy Nation Beef Jerky
Rummy Nation Beef Jerky
The underground meat movement that started behind the Ferarro’s counter and somehow became everyone’s favorite bar snack.
The Legend of Sarno
Rummy Nation Beef Jerky
Rummy Nation Beef Jerky
A historically questionable but emotionally accurate account of Mike Sarno, his hats, his point, and his rise to local legend status.
Where’s Laughin Larry?
Where’s Laughin Larry?
Where’s Laughin Larry?
Track sightings of the mysterious sticker mascot appearing in bars, bathrooms, ceilings, and other suspicious locations.
The Nonsense Files
Where’s Laughin Larry?
Where’s Laughin Larry?
An official archive of Sarno stories, vacation incidents, barroom events, and moments that escalated far beyond reason.